How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Sex on roller skates
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life