What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
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Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
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My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...