My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
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after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
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Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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