Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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