Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
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3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
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Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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