yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
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He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
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ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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