Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
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I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
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Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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