I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
there was a trapeze. enough said
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
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It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
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Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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