I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
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We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
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I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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