im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Randomize
