Duck Duck Cougar?
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to calm my uterus...
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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