Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
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When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
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My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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