that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
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I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
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I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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