She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
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He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
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be right there i have to get my cape
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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