All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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