ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
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As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
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I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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