if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
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I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
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Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I have already put on my inside pants.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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