How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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