I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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