question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
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we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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