You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
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He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
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think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
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