I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
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At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
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After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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