It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
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Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
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we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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