That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Duck Duck Cougar?
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
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my being single is dangerous.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
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Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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