okay pat passed out under dana's car
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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