we need to drink 2009 down the drain
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
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he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
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Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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