My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
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Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
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Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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