Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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