life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.