I must be too annoying 4 u.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
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on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
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i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!