It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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