3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
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And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
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I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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