No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I look better un-naked...
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
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Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
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Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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