Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
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dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
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Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
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