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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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