okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
We left an ass print on the piano.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
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We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
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JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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