oh god the rape fog is back!
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
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She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
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A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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