His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
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