Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
