Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
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