Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
what day is it and did you see me today?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
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I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
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I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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