hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
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No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
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The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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