Your mouth is God's brothel.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
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Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
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my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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