i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
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I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
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My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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