Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
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already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
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Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed