Do you still have your period?
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
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I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
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It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.