Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
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Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
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YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
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