The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
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dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
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And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
So vagazzling was a success
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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