Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
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Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
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Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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