just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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