Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
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This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
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Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
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