What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
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Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
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He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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