you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
that's an acceptable place to lick
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
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so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
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Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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